Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by
MckMama. You can head over to
her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
Here we go again... Time for my free therapy....
I did
NOT have a mini meltdown over the air conditioning problems. I did
NOT freak out about the expense. I did
NOT spend any time at all crying over a stupid air conditioner.
I did
NOT walk in to check on a sleeping The Hulk and see a naked baby butt in the crib. He does
NOT like to take his diaper off. I did
Not re diaper and put PJ bottoms back on my child. I then did
NOT go in the next morning to see a little naked boy standing in the crib peeing through the bars onto the floor.
I was
NOT the old mean neighbor lady and tell the neighbor kids to turn down their music so The Hulk could nap.
I supervise my child at all times so I did
NOT find him snapping the heads of marigold plants at Wal-Mart while I looked at veggie plants. I did
NOT push all the broken marigold heads under the rack and walk away quickly so no one would notice and think it was us.
And I did
NOT write my
200th article for eHow this week.