Being a toddler involves learning a lot of new things. What really amazes me is how valuable those lessons are. The Hulk is learning things now that will help him the rest of his life. For example he has figured out already how important it is to accessorize. Having shoes that match your jacket can be important! He has also figured out that having fake animals is way easier than real animals. Real dogs take your sticks but fake deer let you carry them everywhere.
The Hulk has also realized that the grass really is greener on the other side of the fence. Let's not forget that climbing up a slide really is harder than sliding down. And please child remember that sticking your face between bars could backfire. If I have to get you out with vegetable oil again you are gonna be in big trouble.
The things a kid can learn in the bad yard.