I did NOT find a dinosaur hidden in my dresser drawer one day this week. It did NOT make me laugh out loud. And there is NO way I left it in there so I could chuckle again the next day.
My child is NOT obsessed with his "music shirt" as he calls it. It is actually a shirt with a guitar on it that says "I'm with the band". He is NOT so obsessed with it that I actually let him wear it two days in a row because I didn't want to deal with a temper tantrum when we were already running late.
What have you NOT done lately?