Thursday, May 13, 2010

Things I've Learned

This week I've learned a few new things....

  1. Sleeping with an over sized two year old is not a wonderful experience. They have the uncanny ability to kick you in the head regardless of how far their feet seem to be away from you.
  2. Finding a contractor in May that doesn't have a full schedule is harder than finding a skinny kid at fat camp.
  3. The day you really need to be on time leaving the house is for sure going to be the day that your child turns into a pile of screaming jello on your kitchen floor.
  4. Never under any circumstances let your child play with a large stick!
  5. If you can't find something always check the dryer first. For some reason things always end up in there!

What do you know?

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