- Sleeping with an over sized two year old is not a wonderful experience. They have the uncanny ability to kick you in the head regardless of how far their feet seem to be away from you.
- Finding a contractor in May that doesn't have a full schedule is harder than finding a skinny kid at fat camp.
- The day you really need to be on time leaving the house is for sure going to be the day that your child turns into a pile of screaming jello on your kitchen floor.
- Never under any circumstances let your child play with a large stick!
- If you can't find something always check the dryer first. For some reason things always end up in there!
What do you know?