This week I did NOT have to break into my own house. I do NOT expect the garage door to always open. So if it for some reason did NOT open I would have had a house key with me. I would NOT have crawled in a window...
I always check my outfits in the mirror before I leave the house. So I did NOT wear a shirt inside out for half of the day before I noticed and corrected it.
I did NOT let my toddler listen to rap music at a very loud level just because I think it is hilarious to watch him dance like a fool! I am always concerned about his ear health and would NOT let him listen to music that has references to smacking big booties. He also does NOT know anything about shortie fires on the dance floor.
I was NOT exiting the shower with a towel wrapped around me when The Hulk happened to trip and fall in the bathroom. Since he was NOT falling he did NOT grab the towel to catch himself. He also did NOT grab hold of anything else and rip it from my body during the fall. I did NOT scream a million curse words and then wonder how in the hell anyone ever survives a brazilian wax!
So what have you NOT done this week?