Monday, May 18, 2009

Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Here we go again... Time for my free therapy....

I did NOT have a mini meltdown over the air conditioning problems. I did NOT freak out about the expense. I did NOT spend any time at all crying over a stupid air conditioner.

I did NOT walk in to check on a sleeping The Hulk and see a naked baby butt in the crib. He does NOT like to take his diaper off. I did Not re diaper and put PJ bottoms back on my child. I then did NOT go in the next morning to see a little naked boy standing in the crib peeing through the bars onto the floor.

I was NOT the old mean neighbor lady and tell the neighbor kids to turn down their music so The Hulk could nap.

I supervise my child at all times so I did NOT find him snapping the heads of marigold plants at Wal-Mart while I looked at veggie plants. I did NOT push all the broken marigold heads under the rack and walk away quickly so no one would notice and think it was us.

And I did NOT write my 200th article for eHow this week.


Julie said...

I did NOT just give you 5 stars on your article without trying it, but just because I thought you deserved 5 stars. ;)

Rebekah said...

Oh wow! I loved your Not Me post. I would have done the same things with the flowers at wally world. LOL To cute. Thanks for stopping by my blog. Im very excited to read more of your blog, but I wont do it tonight. Its really late and I cant sleep but I am really going to go try again so that I am able to be a HAPPY mommy tomorrow. LOL