Two Against One

Oh tonight I was out numbered. I kept my niece Mattie tonight and she and The Hulk gave me a run for my money! These are just a few of the things I heard tonight!

"I say no no, listen that The Hulk".

"He's touching my water".

"I wanted it first".

"Eat that The Hulk" (She wanted him to eat the dog food)

"Sy butt in my face".

That was just the commentary that went with what I feel turned into a toddler cage fight! It all started when Mattie hit The Hulk with a toy phone. He then pushed her down and was laying on top of her. And the fight was on. I don't think a winner could be declared. The Hulk has size and strength on his side but Mattie is tiny and quick. She also can poke an eye faster than any child I've seen. But The Hulk has one hell of a fish hook to the mouth move. They can put on quite a show.

I finally got them back on track and put them in the tub for a bath. They had fun for a bit until they both wanted to sit by the faucet. That's not feasible but they kept trying to make it work. After I got them all washed and rinsed off I was feeling pretty confident. But then I got them out of the tub and they tagged teamed me. All was well and then the next thing I knew there were naked kids running and crawling everywhere! It took me forever to get them dressed!

Thank God they went to bed early!





Clickin Mama