Hulk's 2nd birthday is Sunday! I know that doesn't seem possible but it is the truth. And since I can't boycott the day I decided we better just celebrate it. Which means my boy needs a birthday cake. So I went to the dreaded Wal-mart to order him a birthday cake. Lucky me I had to get the dumbest cake lady on the planet. So because it was so painful for me I just have to share it with you. This is our conversation. I am (Me) and she is (DACL) for dumb ass cake lady.
Me: Do you have any Elmo cake decorations?
DACL: Hmmmm let me look. (She looks for about 5 minutes) Nope
Me: Do you have anything sesame street?
DACL: I have sponge bob.
Me: No sesame street?
Me: (trying to move on) Okay well how about we just do this cake and put Happy Birthday Sylas on it.
DACL: She gets out her note pad and writes down the cake number. This isn't Elmo.
Me: I know it isn't. You said you didn't have Elmo. Do you have Elmo?
DACL: No we don't.
Me: Okay then just do this cake and have it say Happy Birthday Sylas.
DACL: Spelling it out for me. H A P P Y B R I T H D A Y.
Me: No it's b i r t h d a y.
DACL: Oh okay so it says Happy Birthday Elmo.
Me: (Trying not to scream) No it's happy birthday Sylas. He wanted an Elmo cake but you don't have Elmo so I just want this cake to say Happy Birthday Sylas.
DACL: Okay ( She finishes that)
Me: Okay I also need one of the petite cakes to match the big cakes.
DACL: Which petite cake. We just have Barbie today.
ME: I don't need the petite cake today. I need to pick it up on Sunday. I don't want Barbie I just want it to match the big cake. Same colors, etc.
DACL: Well it's round.
ME: I know it is round. I just want the colors to be the same. The same blue and red and green with dots.
DACL: Oh okay what do you want written on it.
Me: Just a 2.
DACL: Writes down #2 on her notepad.
Me: Now it will just be the number right. Not the number sign.
DACL: Yes and the barbie.
ME: Okay let's try again. Petite cake, red blue green polka dots, NO BARBIE with a 2 on top. Got that?
DACL: Sure. Thanks for coming by. You want these today right.
SO I am officially a bit scared to go pick up the cakes on Sunday. Who know what kinda cake Hulk will have.