This week I did NOT misplace the keys to my office. I did NOT search my desk, filing cabinet, purse, coat, and have my co-workers do the same. I then did NOT find my keys in the refrigerator!!!
I did NOT find our puppy in my kitchen sink.
I also did NOT find a bunch of shredded paper under Hulk's bed this weekend. My child would NOT be tearing up books and hiding the paper from me.
I did NOT drag my toddler into the post office, wait in line for 20 minutes, get to the front of the line only to realize I had left my purse in the car!
What did you NOT do this week?