This is what happens if you leave your makeup bag on the counter rather than putting it away. A little boy will use your mascara to paint himself and the TV screen. When you walk into the room he will quickly tell you "uh oh mama". He also will be willing to share the mascara with you and offer you a bite. Trust me you should decline! Mascara man may be cute but obviously not so bright yet. Mascara has bat poop in it. You don't wanna eat bat poop. This should also teach you why men should not wear makeup. They aren't good at applying it.