- Fat people (myself included) should never under any circumstances ride a moped or one of those little street motorcycles.
- Never look directly at the butt crack of a fat person on a moped.
- Always put the toilet seat down!
- Tonka trucks will not flush down a toilet but they will cause it to overflow!
- If you are wearing a dress it will be a very windy day.
- Make sure you wear cute underwear when you wear a dress.
- If you only have $15.00 with you at the Wal-Mart your total will be $16.22.
- If you can't find something blame it on the baby!