Sunday, August 16, 2009

Things I Know For Sure

These are just a few of the things I know for sure....

  • Fat people (myself included) should never under any circumstances ride a moped or one of those little street motorcycles.
  • Never look directly at the butt crack of a fat person on a moped.
  • Always put the toilet seat down!
  • Tonka trucks will not flush down a toilet but they will cause it to overflow!
  • If you are wearing a dress it will be a very windy day.
  • Make sure you wear cute underwear when you wear a dress.
  • If you only have $15.00 with you at the Wal-Mart your total will be $16.22.
  • If you can't find something blame it on the baby!

Clickin Mama

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